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Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
This comfortable hoodie is the perfect attire for stock traders with a sense of humor. On the front, you'll find the phrase "don't wick me bro" boldly displayed, accompanied by a comical graphic of exaggerated Japanese candlesticks with extra-long wicks that perfectly encapsulate the absolutely awful feeling of getting wicked out of a trade.

Not only is this hoodie a conversation starter at your backyard BBQ, but it's also a gentle reminder that the market can be a cruel, wick-happy beast at times.

Designed with the classic Dad Merch touch, this hoodie is the perfect blend of humor, comfort, and functionality. It's crafted from high-quality materials that are both soft and durable, ensuring you'll be able to sport your trading humor for many market cycles to come. Plus, with a roomy kangaroo pocket, you can keep your hands warm or stash your stock tips (or tissues for the days you get the wick).

Laugh in the face of market volatility and order your "Don't Wick Me Bro" Hoodie today. Don't let those wicks get the best of you, bro!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
5XL 86.4 86.4
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