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Unisex eco raglan hoodie

Dad Merch | Swag by Stock Dads™

Regular price $51.00

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Are you tired of taking the blame for all those bumass trades you've been making lately? Well, we have the perfect solution for you!

Introducing the "Bumass Calls" t-shirt - the ultimate way to shift the blame for your financial losses onto something or someone else. This t-shirt is the ideal excuse for all those occasions when you ignored wise financial counsel and opted for a risky trade that plummeted faster than a lead balloon.

With its striking typography and captivating design, this t-shirt is guaranteed to attract attention and stimulate conversations. Just picture the expressions on people's faces when they see you confidently donning a shirt that openly acknowledges your inadequacy as a trader!

So, why take the blame when you can wear it? Get your "Bumass Calls" t-shirt now and start blaming your financial woes on Stock Dads, the market, the economy, or even your neighbor's dog. Who knows, maybe this shirt will bring you some good luck and help you turn those bumass calls into profitable ones. Or maybe not. Either way, you'll be the coolest (and most blameless) Stock Dad on the block.

• Outside: 100% organic cotton
• Charcoal melange is 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Inside for all colors: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Brushed lining
• Regular fit
• Raglan sleeves
• Ribbed cuffs and hem
• Drawstrings with metal eyelets and stoppers
• Jersey-lined hood

Stock Dads™ Exclusive | 30-Day Satisfaction Guarantee | Safe & Secure Checkout | Premium "Stock Father Approved" Quality and Attention-to-Detail

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 25 ⅝ 19 ¼
S 26 ¾ 20 ½
M 27 ¼ 21 ¾
L 27 ⅝ 22 ¾
XL 28.0 24.0
2XL 28 ¼ 25 ¼
3XL 28 ¾ 26 ⅜
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
XS 65 49
S 68 52
M 69 55.1
L 70 58
XL 71.1 61
2XL 71.9 64
3XL 73 67
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