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Are you tired of taking the blame for all those bumass trades you've been making lately? Well, we have the perfect solution for you!

Introducing the "Bumass Calls" t-shirt - the ultimate way to shift the blame for your financial losses onto something or someone else. This t-shirt is the ideal excuse for all those occasions when you ignored wise financial counsel and opted for a risky trade that plummeted faster than a lead balloon.

With its striking typography and captivating design, this t-shirt is guaranteed to attract attention and stimulate conversations. Just picture the expressions on people's faces when they see you confidently donning a shirt that openly acknowledges your inadequacy as a trader!

So, why take the blame when you can wear it? Get your "Bumass Calls" t-shirt now and start blaming your financial woes on Stock Dads, the market, the economy, or even your neighbor's dog. Who knows, maybe this shirt will bring you some good luck and help you turn those bumass calls into profitable ones. Or maybe not. Either way, you'll be the coolest (and most blameless) Stock Dad on the block.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 18 29 ½
M 20 30 ½
L 22 31 ½
XL 24 32 ½
2XL 26 33 ½
3XL 28 34 ½
4XL 30 35 ½
  WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 45.7 75
M 50.8 77.5
L 55.9 80
XL 61 82.6
2XL 66 85
3XL 71.1 87.6
4XL 76.2 90.2
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